Tuesday, March 13, 2007

drip

drip

drip

drip

a glistening, dazzling, sparkle of water

drip

drip

drip

a wonderment in liquid form

drip

drip

drip

i need a plummer.

-the infatuated kaarbo

Thursday, March 08, 2007

My Name is Squirrel

"I want a taco"- Earl Hickey

One day my son was walking to school and the sky was blue, grass was green, and a warm yellow sun was shining down upon him. The birds sang sweetly as the school bus pulled up to the stop. The doors opened gently and then a raccoon jumped on his face.

Those raccoons are tricky. Watch out!


Don't eat crackers. Eat Goo Newtons.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

The Waxing and Waning

As my attention wanes, my tension waxes.

How lovely is the moon on a moonless night.

The weight of the world is more upon my lower back than actual shoulders.

Buy Goo Newtons. Now with even more trans-fat.



Doctors In Spring Never Even Yell Such Utterly Colorful Kingly Stories.

Long live Eek! the Cat!

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

How to eat Goo Newtons

Long have you tormented me, oh dormant blog.

Long have you haunted my keystrokes.

No more shall you fester in the darkness.

The light shall be shown upon you.



Stay away from the Lumberjacks.