Syrup goes great with that

In a never ending quest to secure their place in history, kaarbo & Hellman began scripting the epic that was to be their first movie in the early 90s. Working titles included "The Call of Gleibliboch" and "Gleibliboch Man: The Spam Returns." The script was perhaps the most sought after work of its time. Speilberg, Lucas, Coppola, and even Woody Allen were embattled in a bidding war to earn the right to direct what very well could have been the movie that defined a generation. But alas, our faithful heroes were undone and the cinematic legend unrealized due to a lack of adequate creative control and mounting pressure from fans. The enigmatic duo retreated to the solitude of Corvalis, Oregon to seek the counsel of the legendary Steve Katko, guru to the stars. The mighty Katko gave his blessing for the Gleibliboch project, but also a grave warning. "The treasure you seek is great, but the cost mighty. For create the Gleibliboch legend you will, but a dire consequence there be. For with success will come the loss of all that is twenty-nine." Needless to say, a world without twenty-nine could be catastrophic and kaarbo & Hellman could not allow former Chicago White Sox pitcher, "Black Jack" McDowell's jersey number be wiped from the earth. No, chosing to pass on selfish gain of fame, fortune, and unlimited Turtle Wax, our humanitarian team saved the Earth of certain peril and also allowed "Black Jack " his opportunity to win the American League Cy Young Award in 1993. So, whenever you hear a phrase like "It's my 10th annual 29th birthday" or see a street sign for 29th Street, give a thanks to kaarbo & Hellman. You'll be glad you did.

This fish is exceptionally tender tonight.